mosquito bites are itchy

powerburial:

coming soon to the nentendo switch………………… ya mama lol

thegaymertrainer:

wickedcriminal:

thebootydiaries:

A collection

johnwickfucker:

johnwicklover1999:

vamprisms:

never enough time in the day to do fuck all

there’s always time in the night to do fuck all

but watch out

chips1977:

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

benjinoff13:

yennciri:

going back to work after three days of lying on the couch can be very traumatic

swarnpert:

animentality:

just-shower-thoughts:

The ‘a’ in ‘apart’ is a part of ‘apart’ but the 'a’ in 'a part’ is apart from 'a part’.

smiles-advice:

there is no such thing as being “behind in life” but it’s okay to recognise that you missed out on some things whilst you were busy surviving